Well another year has come and gone. Time for some New Year's Resolutions. This year, I resolve to:
1. Have more sex.
2. Drink more booze.
3. Swindle more money.
4. Manipulate more women for the above.
5. Troll more sites pretending to be a benign presence when in reality I am looking for shit to cut-and-paste and send to my internet cybersex fuckbuddies in an effort to start more blogwars than ever before.
Some people, like an overripe limburger, are best used for landfill.
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5 comments:
You forgot: "View more porn."
Rasputin sounds like a randy guy...
Yes I am. And Folly, I don't look at that crap. I read the articles...
Its good to have goals.
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