Tuesday, January 1, 2008

A New Year

Well another year has come and gone. Time for some New Year's Resolutions. This year, I resolve to:

1. Have more sex.

2. Drink more booze.

3. Swindle more money.

4. Manipulate more women for the above.

5. Troll more sites pretending to be a benign presence when in reality I am looking for shit to cut-and-paste and send to my internet cybersex fuckbuddies in an effort to start more blogwars than ever before.

Some people, like an overripe limburger, are best used for landfill.

5 comments:

Folly said...

You forgot: "View more porn."

Mark said...
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Mark said...

Rasputin sounds like a randy guy...

Rasputin said...

Yes I am. And Folly, I don't look at that crap. I read the articles...

Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur said...

Its good to have goals.