Well another year has come and gone. Time for some New Year's Resolutions. This year, I resolve to:
1. Have more sex.
2. Drink more booze.
3. Swindle more money.
4. Manipulate more women for the above.
5. Troll more sites pretending to be a benign presence when in reality I am looking for shit to cut-and-paste and send to my internet cybersex fuckbuddies in an effort to start more blogwars than ever before.
Some people, like an overripe limburger, are best used for landfill.