Sunday, December 16, 2007

Q & A With the Bar Slut

Time for a little Q & A (as opposed to T & A) with the Bar Slut:

Q: Why "bar slut?" Do you hang out at bars and pick up strange men?
A: Actually no. I don't. That's a nickname given to me by a troll with little intelligence or the creativity to come up with something better. It refers to the fact that I'm co-owner of a pub. A pub is not a bar, by the way. Again, can't expect much from people with the IQ of seaweed.

Q: Oh, so you aren't a slut?
A: No...but I know a few who are.

Q: Who is Rasputin?
A: Grigori Rasputin was a Russian holy man who promised the last Czarina of Russia that he could cure her son of hemophilia and ended up controlling...oh, you mean the blog guy. Due to his...uh...legendary control over women, he started calling himself that.

Q: What's a troll?
A: Traditionally a troll was a mean, goblin-like thingy but these days it's some guy or girl who goes around onto other people's blogs and makes meaningless comments then disappears. A modern day kamikaze but he/she doesn't die at the end. Unfortunately. A lot of them come from Europe with a few located in various parts of the western United States.

1 comment:

Rasputin said...

My comrade Ivanovich says we should change the name of this blog to "Raspy Bar Slut".

Great minds travel in the same sewers, apparently.