Saturday, February 9, 2008

Rasputin's List

Rasputin has decided to look for bang buddy. So I go to decadent Western singles site called Craig's List. I find nothing of interest. Look at the quality of Western woman who advertises her "charms" here:

1. Hello.. I am looking for a nice man, that would hopefully turn into the love of my life. I have herpes, and have had it for a very long time.

2. Just give me all I want -45
I want A amazing gentleman who can appreciate a gal for who she is.

3. You will know if you are insecure, so don't bother to respond if you are one of the "majority" of men in Cal who are.

Be kind, considerate, over 35 no older than 45, like kids (i have 2!)i'm not looking to have any more kids, nor looking to get married anytime soon.

Contact me if you are intelligent, witty, up to date with fashion to some extent!! can email me with more than one sentence..CAN to eat in nice restaurants, hike, cook dinner together, BBQ.

Hmm, let's see how many insecure loonies i get replying!! LOL!!! one liners will just get deleted....mug shot please!!!!!

Rasputin thinks Southern California women are self-absorbed, diseased sluts. Very depressing way to try to find woman, but this seems to be the way they all do it.

Whatever happened to arranged marriage? Maybe I should contact this woman. I think she is married.

She just can't write.

Friday, February 1, 2008

Someone Married Her More Than Once

I'm not sure why the Craig's List Babe didn't just take a page out of Stacie Warren's book. Hell, just marry as many as you want. There's no bag limit and no risk of getting caught for conspiracy to commit murder.

Beauty and Brains - Gone Missing On Craig's List

Apparently, there are a lot of really stupid and desperate women out there.

Take this bimbo, for example. It's not bad enough that she looks like a Soviet housewife on a three-day bender, she was stupid enough to post an ad on Craig's List looking for someone to kill her lover's wife.

All the classy broads post on Craig's List, I guess.