Monday, January 21, 2008

Rasputin has found a new potion for extending sex-time. Is called Viagra.

Must tell Bar Slut about the wonders of this miraculous scientific breakthrough. Maybe then she will give Josef Stalin more cardates, even if he has IQ of seaweed and portfolio to match.

What good is money when no one gives her even one single ruble to open her legs?

5 comments:

Folly said...

If a woman knew what she was doing, she wouldn't need Viagra. Or perhaps she should stop trying to have sex with father figures who are too old to get it up.

Rasputin said...

Hahahaha!

Pwned!

But, at least he could have a four-hour erection, three hours longer than lunch break.

Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur said...

Yeah, I love how the ads make it sound like that is a problem! Ha! Four hour erection? Why would I call the doc?

Rasputin said...

"Why would I call the doc?"

Precisely! Nor would she, I expect. Unless the doctor can take over after the first four hours...

Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur said...

New POST???