Sunday, December 16, 2007

Q & A With the Bar Slut

Time for a little Q & A (as opposed to T & A) with the Bar Slut:

Q: Why "bar slut?" Do you hang out at bars and pick up strange men?
A: Actually no. I don't. That's a nickname given to me by a troll with little intelligence or the creativity to come up with something better. It refers to the fact that I'm co-owner of a pub. A pub is not a bar, by the way. Again, can't expect much from people with the IQ of seaweed.

Q: Oh, so you aren't a slut?
A: No...but I know a few who are.

Q: Who is Rasputin?
A: Grigori Rasputin was a Russian holy man who promised the last Czarina of Russia that he could cure her son of hemophilia and ended up controlling...oh, you mean the blog guy. Due to his...uh...legendary control over women, he started calling himself that.

Q: What's a troll?
A: Traditionally a troll was a mean, goblin-like thingy but these days it's some guy or girl who goes around onto other people's blogs and makes meaningless comments then disappears. A modern day kamikaze but he/she doesn't die at the end. Unfortunately. A lot of them come from Europe with a few located in various parts of the western United States.

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Greetings From the Bar Slut

Raspy and I welcome you to our humble abode. To get to know me better, here is a list of my likes and dislikes.


1. Karaoke
2. Picking up strange men in bars (hence why I'm a bar slut, duh).
3. Picking up men on Craig's list, banging them in the backseat of the car my rich husband bought me and crying about it on my blog for all the world to see.
4. Being a total bitch to people because I have no self-esteem.
5. Playing the victim when I get called out on other blog sites.
6. Trolls.


1. Women better looking than me.
2. Women who are smarter than me.
3. Men who know me for the two-bit tramp that I really am.

Ten Ways To Manipulate Unhappy Women...

1. Get them drunk.

2. Tell them they're beautiful, even when they could knock a buzzard off a gut wagon.

3. Meet them on Craig's List, car date them twice, then dump their ass.

4. Buy them jewelry.

5. Meet them in the blogosphere and ask them for revealing photographs.

6. Be yourself - talk dirty to them.

7. Lie.

8. Slip them a mickey.

9. Slip them the willy.

10. Become a perverted, drunken Russian priest and ingratiate yourself to the Czarina. Hell, it works for me...