tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55305613880063467092024-02-08T12:20:10.793-08:00Rasputin and the Bar SlutRasputinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10448868859785107580noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5530561388006346709.post-60261993242385267522008-02-09T19:11:00.000-08:002008-02-09T19:21:36.288-08:00Rasputin's ListRasputin has decided to look for bang buddy. So I go to decadent Western singles site called Craig's List. I find nothing of interest. Look at the quality of Western woman who advertises her "charms" here:<br /><br /><blockquote>1. Hello.. I am looking for a nice man, that would hopefully turn into the love of my life. I have herpes, and have had it for a very long time.<br /><br />2. Just give me all I want -45<br />I want A amazing gentleman who can appreciate a gal for who she is.<br /><br />3. You will know if you are insecure, so don't bother to respond if you are one of the "majority" of men in Cal who are.<br /><br />Be kind, considerate, over 35 no older than 45, like kids (i have 2!)i'm not looking to have any more kids, nor looking to get married anytime soon.<br /><br />Contact me if you are intelligent, witty, up to date with fashion to some extent!! can email me with more than one sentence..CAN READ...love to eat in nice restaurants, hike, cook dinner together, BBQ.<br /><br />Hmm, let's see how many insecure loonies i get replying!! LOL!!! one liners will just get deleted....mug shot please!!!!!</blockquote><br /><br />Rasputin thinks Southern California women are self-absorbed, diseased sluts. Very depressing way to try to find woman, but this seems to be the way they all do it.<br /><br />Whatever happened to arranged marriage? Maybe I should contact <a href="http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/w4m/542744859.html">this woman. </a> I think she is married.<br /><br />She just can't write.<br /><br /><h2><br /></h2>Rasputinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10448868859785107580noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5530561388006346709.post-18519694288156129882008-02-01T18:57:00.000-08:002008-02-01T18:59:36.048-08:00Someone Married Her More Than Once<span style="font-size:130%;">I'm not sure why the Craig's List Babe didn't just take a page out of </span><a href="http://www.timesargus.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080117/NEWS01/801170378"><span style="font-size:130%;">Stacie Warren's book</span></a><span style="font-size:130%;">. Hell, just marry as many as you want. There's no bag limit and no risk of getting caught for conspiracy to commit murder.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5530561388006346709.post-44444971830525669522008-02-01T12:01:00.002-08:002008-02-01T12:09:14.673-08:00Beauty and Brains - Gone Missing On Craig's ListApparently, there are a lot of really stupid and desperate women out there.<br /><br />Take this bimbo, for example. It's not bad enough that <a href="http://www.wzzm13.com/assetpool/images/0812723490_Linscott%20web.jpg">she looks like a Soviet housewife on a three-day bender</a>, she was <a href="http://www.davesdaily.com/out.php?id=37025&url=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.yahoo.com%2Fs%2Fafp%2F20080128%2Fod_afp%2Fuscrimeoffbeat_080128002820%3B_ylt%3DAjsrCIVd.83pXfY59MqSwt6gOrgF">stupid enough to post an ad on Craig's List looking for someone to kill her lover's wife.</a><br /><br />All the classy broads post on Craig's List, I guess.Rasputinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10448868859785107580noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5530561388006346709.post-57322854142579962532008-01-21T13:14:00.000-08:002008-01-21T13:22:08.763-08:00Rasputin has found a new potion for extending sex-time. Is called Viagra.<br /><br />Must tell Bar Slut about the wonders of this miraculous scientific breakthrough. Maybe then she will give Josef Stalin more cardates, even if he has IQ of seaweed and portfolio to match. <br /><br />What good is money when no one gives her even one single ruble to open her legs?Rasputinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10448868859785107580noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5530561388006346709.post-63910887910837940042008-01-08T20:20:00.000-08:002008-01-08T20:38:24.377-08:00The Bar Slut's Guide For Picking Up Men<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;">Ladies, not sure what to do when you eye that special man down at the end of the bar? Oh, he may not be Mr. Right but he's definitely Mr. Right Now. To land that dreamboat, here's a few pointers:</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><ol><li><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><em>Buy him a drink</em>. Men never turn down free booze especially if it's a body shot.</span></span></li><li><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><em>Walk by and drop something</em>. It can be anything, from a book of matches to your birth control pills. The goal is to bend over so that he can see that sweet tramp stamp and the baby blue thong you picked up at Wal-Mart.</span></span></li><li><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><em>Look sad and vulnerable</em>. A lot of men love that weak woman crap. When he asks you what's wrong, make something up. Just don't be too dramatic or he'll think you're psychotic. </span></span></li><li><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><em>Smile</em>. I don't mean that booking photo smile. I mean that Farrah Fawcett, selling toothpaste smile. Men like it when you smile at them. Unless you're missing some teeth. Then consider just a closed lip smile but not a smirk as that makes you look like a total bitch.</span></span></li><li><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><em>Show some cleavage</em>. Ladies we all know that men are obsessed with breasts. It doesn't hurt to show a little cleavage and maybe a bit of the bra (assuming you're wearing one). The bra part only works if you're wearing one of the lacy ones. If you're sporting one of the industrial white ones, forget it. No one needs to see that, especially the guy you're trying to hook up with. However, all this means squat if your cup size is below a B.</span></span></li><li><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><em>If you're sporting a mini, cross and uncross your legs</em>. Men go nuts over that. I don't mean repeatedly like you're ADHD or have to pee. Just a couple of times. If you have cankles, then forget it. Actually, if you have cankles, why the hell are you in a mini to begin with? AND IF ALL ELSE FAILS,</span></span></li><li><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:130%;"><em>Take off your shirt</em>. Yep, right there in the bar. He'll see all he needs to see before they throw you out and chances are he'll be right behind you.</span></li></ol><p> </p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5530561388006346709.post-4927839245859574712008-01-08T19:29:00.001-08:002008-01-08T19:30:42.802-08:00So I wonder why this Englishman keeps coming here but never comments?<br /><br />Is he afraid it will start an international incident?<br /><br />Or is he just a lily-livered limey bastard?Rasputinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10448868859785107580noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5530561388006346709.post-13016692161427329472008-01-04T08:19:00.000-08:002008-01-04T08:24:25.443-08:00A Spy and a Traitor To The MotherlandLooks like a member of the PEEPle's Party is visiting with relatives in Chicago:<br /><br /><table border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" width="450"><tbody><tr bg style="color:#f5f5e2;"><td align="right"><span style="font-family:Arial;">ISP</span></td><td align="center"> </td><td><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;">FDC Servers.net, LLC</span></td></tr><tr><td align="right" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Arial;">Location</span></td><td align="center"> </td><td><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;">Continent</span></td><td> : </td><td><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;">North America</span></td></tr><tr><td valign="top"><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;">Country</span></td><td valign="top"> : </td><td><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"><a href="http://www.sitemeter.com/?a=stats&s=s26kotgd&v=20&country=US&vlr=89&pg=21&r=76">United States</a> <a href="http://www.sitemeter.com/?a=stats&s=s26kotgd&v=20&country=US&vlr=89&pg=21&r=77"><img src="http://www.sitemeter.com/images/flags/US.gif" border="0" height="12" width="18" /></a> <a href="http://www.sitemeter.com/?a=stats&s=s26kotgd&v=20&country=US&vlr=89&pg=21&r=78">(Facts)</a></span></td></tr><tr><td><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;">State</span></td><td> : </td><td><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;">Illinois</span></td></tr><tr><td><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;">City</span></td><td> : </td><td><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;">Chicago</span></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><table border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" width="450"><tbody><tr><td align="right" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Arial;">Referring URL</span></td><td align="center"><br /></td><td><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"><a href="http://youhide.com/nph-info.pl/000110A/687474703a2f2f7072616973656f66666f6c6c792e626c6f6773706f742e636f6d2f" title="http://youhide.com/nph-info.pl/000110A/687474703a2f2f7072616973656f66666f6c6c792e626c6f6773706f742e636f6d2f">http://youhide.com/n...6773706f742e636f6d2f</a></span></td></tr></tbody></table><br />Either that or, as I have suspected for some time, there is a traitor to Mother Russia that pretends to be a friend of the Czar, but spies for those who plot against him.<br /><br />Maybe it's time to expose him...Rasputinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10448868859785107580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5530561388006346709.post-26216789565404865662008-01-01T10:22:00.000-08:002008-01-01T10:32:26.431-08:00A New YearWell another year has come and gone. Time for some New Year's Resolutions. This year, I resolve to:<br /><br />1. Have more sex.<br /><br />2. Drink more booze.<br /><br />3. Swindle more money.<br /><br />4. Manipulate more women for the above.<br /><br />5. Troll more sites pretending to be a benign presence when in reality I am looking for shit to cut-and-paste and send to my internet cybersex fuckbuddies in an effort to start more blogwars than ever before.<br /><br />Some people, like an overripe limburger, are best used for landfill.Rasputinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10448868859785107580noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5530561388006346709.post-1224888610755933772007-12-16T19:03:00.000-08:002007-12-16T19:36:18.808-08:00Q & A With the Bar Slut<span style="font-size:130%;">Time for a little Q & A (as opposed to T & A) with the Bar Slut:<br /><br />Q: <em>Why "bar slut?" Do you hang out at bars and pick up strange men?</em><br />A: Actually no. I don't. That's a nickname given to me by a troll with little intelligence or the creativity to come up with something better. It refers to the fact that I'm co-owner of a pub. A pub is not a bar, by the way. Again, can't expect much from people with the IQ of seaweed.<br /><br />Q: <em>Oh, so you aren't a slut?</em><br />A: No...but I know a few who are.<br /><br />Q: <em>Who is Rasputin?</em><br />A: Grigori Rasputin was a Russian holy man who promised the last Czarina of Russia that he could cure her son of hemophilia and ended up controlling...oh, you mean the blog guy. Due to his...uh...legendary control over women, he started calling himself that.<br /><br />Q: <em>What's a troll?</em><br />A: Traditionally a troll was a mean, goblin-like thingy but these days it's some guy or girl who goes around onto other people's blogs and makes meaningless comments then disappears. A modern day kamikaze but he/she doesn't die at the end. Unfortunately. A lot of them come from Europe with a few located in various parts of the western United States.<br /></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5530561388006346709.post-64330397683906250182007-12-15T20:37:00.000-08:002007-12-15T20:46:37.504-08:00Greetings From the Bar Slut<span style="font-size:130%;">Raspy and I welcome you to our humble abode. To get to know me better, here is a list of my likes and dislikes.</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Likes:</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">1. Karaoke</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">2. Picking up strange men in bars (hence why I'm a bar slut, duh).</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">3. Picking up men on Craig's list, banging them in the backseat of the car my rich husband bought me and crying about it on my blog for all the world to see.</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">4. Being a total bitch to people because I have no self-esteem.</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">5. Playing the victim when I get called out on other blog sites.</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">6. Trolls.<br /></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Dislikes:</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">1. Women better looking than me.</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">2. Women who are smarter than me.</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">3. Men who know me for the two-bit tramp that I really am.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5530561388006346709.post-68340931318853726342007-12-15T20:02:00.000-08:002007-12-15T20:11:50.238-08:00Ten Ways To Manipulate Unhappy Women...1. Get them drunk.<br /><br />2. Tell them they're beautiful, even when they could knock a buzzard off a gut wagon.<br /><br />3. Meet them on Craig's List, car date them twice, then dump their ass.<br /><br />4. Buy them jewelry.<br /><br />5. Meet them in the blogosphere and ask them for revealing photographs.<br /><br />6. Be yourself - talk dirty to them.<br /><br />7. Lie.<br /><br />8. Slip them a mickey.<br /><br />9. Slip them the willy.<br /><br />10. Become a perverted, drunken Russian priest and ingratiate yourself to the Czarina. Hell, it works for me...Rasputinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10448868859785107580noreply@blogger.com1